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Fire Performance 2

by Tedward

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Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality downloads of Sunken Treasures in the Secret Bag, Resin Metal, Ten Pop Songs, A to Z, Vol. 2, A to Z, Vol. 1, Fire Performance III, Just The Tip (Stevia), Just The Tip (Splenda), and 22 more. , and , .

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about

the long-awaited sequel. better and more fattening than the original!

Tedward- GarageBand '09 programming, vocals, bass, guitars, beer bottles

most material by Tedward. Spider in the Snow is a Dismemberment Plan song that got dismembered.

credits

released November 16, 2015

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Tedward the musician is not to be confused with fire-performing legend Tedward LeCouteur.

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Columbus, OH
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Cincinnati, OH

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